R and R Like a Rock Star

I have made my reservations for a snowboarding extravaganza. A year ago TG and I were shredding in Austria -- ok, maybe not shredding ... but we went, we saw, we rode, and by the end of the week we pretty much conquered. Not to mention the CUBE. It was awesome that once I sat down I had my very own drink fetcher. Priceless was the two shots of Tequila chased with pain killers. This time it's snowboarders paradise. Laax, Switzerland - Riders Palace Hotel. Someone will be whisking me off for more pain killers washed down with tequila in a more adult version of the CUBE. Riders Palace Hotel is at the bottom of the CRAP gondola / lift. It's a mountain without scary blacks -- perfect for my lack of skill at snowboarding. The main attraction at this hotel is its huge bath tubs -- perfect for soaking my banged up ass -- and it's bar. Perfect for killing any remaining pain. Apparently the hotel bar is legendary and one of two place in Laax where the beautiful people drink. The other place is the CRAP BAR which, by name alone, just makes you want to order up a CRAP DRINK. The CRAP BAR is a 24 ton granite bar that requires you to be 18 to enter. Since the drinking age in Switzerland is 16 this may qualify it as an Adult establishment. Someone may have a very shloshy Lifetrash on his hands.

Comments

[Someone]

This place looks awesome. I can't wait.

[Silva]

K, you have officially become my fav lifeball team. Like my Chi Bears and Bulls... I'm pullin for the Sarahs. We've been down for some years, but our times uh comin!