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HERR PIVO has returned from his whirl wind tour of Europe. The last time he was seen in person was at Chicken Fest in Hunchenhausen. He took off with two German sluts in the "look at my boobs" outfit that was accented by two liters of beer -- one held in each fist. But what can you expect from a little man named Pivo (Czech for Beer). The next time he was seen was on a billboard promoting the World Cup (summer 2006) -- and this time he was with some Brazilian slut. Obviously he was having a good time. I have not had a chance to talk to Herr Pivo to find out how he found me in Tampa and what mode of transport he took. No doubt he knew his partner in crime (BUTTERS) would be coming through town in a few weeks. After all, Butters is the one who showed him the fest circuit, and saved him from a life of dull garden tending. Butters purchased Herr Pivo off some little old lady in a Czech Republic town so small that it had no name. Perhaps it had no name because we were lost & too drunk to remember. Even if the name was memorable ... do you really think we could pronounce it? PS: Do you think that mushroom is magic?

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I volunteer to lick it.