Tuesday
14Jul2009
I think I love this guy...
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 10:46
I don't even know him but he is the author of my new favorite blog CLICK HERE.
I was listening to "THIS AMERICAN LIFE" and a story of his was on there, and it goes something like this (from memory so I can not guarantee accuracy and I did look for the post but couldn't find it).
His girlfriend had broke up with him (he was in high school) and he was sitting on his bed with his head in his hands and his little sister (9th grader) comes in and says:
"Bitches will come and Bitches will go but I will love you forever, even after your dead and I'm not lying".
She proceeds to offer to hunt down the bitch in question and "hurt her".
That offer should sound familiar to one of my best friends....
A blog entry I did find was about when he was older and got his heart broken and his sister shows up at his door with a giant piƱata of the Incredible Hulk. And she said, "I think we both need some candy". Now, it didn't say if they whacked the shit out of that thing to get the candy but all I can think is how incredibly cathartic.
After the candy they went out for Mexican and drank several Margaritas.
How can you not love this family.
SIDE NOTE: This American Life is now promoting SQUARESPACE.
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