Unpurchasable Entertainment

The Result of Craigslist

The guy across the courtyard likes to play WII in his underwear.

The man that lives in the penthouse has 3 college aged girls living with him.

The woman who lives below the half naked WII player eats 7 times a day and watches American Idol. 

The people on the third floor have no furniture and they let their child play basketball in the living room.

And... sadly ... my neighbors have an uncle that recently killed someone in a drunk driving accident. 

I'm thinking of taking up naked yoga.

I almost feel like its my duty to add to the Euro like closeness and contribute to the show.  Granted, the neighbors I had in Germany could always be counted on for genuine entertainment ... not just tantalizing tidbits (like the man in the penthouse with the harem).  

When ever there was a girls night you could count on the Serbian God to be changing lightbulbs or painting with his shirt off -- exposing his perfect, dark skinned Eastern European 6 pack.  Or the German couple in the townhouse behind me to be partaking in a little kitchen table lovin'.  

But alas, this is America.  A country founded upon puritanism.  For most Americans the idea of nudity is the space between the shower and the towel.  

I think the WII guy holds promise -- after all, he's already half naked and he plays with a fair amount of passion and enthusiasm.  By the way ... he wears boxer briefs.

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Naked yoga??? Remember when I wrote about the man in the window of the El Convento doing sun saluations..................