but what does it REALLY mean....

When your very hot - ok let's be honest... he's beyond hot - massage guy (who wears very cute shoes -- which is all you can see when your face down on the bed with the face toilet seat) says:

"you have nice eyes"

I'm confused because he has not seen my eyes at all.  In fact, he's pretty much seen all of me EXCEPT my eyes since I keep them closed (tight / no peeking ... ok ... maybe once) so I don't see all of his "hot-ness" while he's pulling on my toes!

I'm sure it probably means he's surprised at the freak-a-zoid eyelashes.  What he doesn't know is that I have MD LASHFACTOR to thank for my Tammy Faye Baker effect.

Update on Wednesday, September 2, 2009 at 0:04 by LIFETRASH

Had to create a new category called "HOT GUYS" just for Massage guy. Maybe I should re-post TINO under the "HOT GUYS" category as well.

Update on Sunday, September 6, 2009 at 12:28 by LIFETRASH

I saw massage guy as a car ... It was driving down bayshore blvd. He was a black, 78' Aston Martin ... the engine begging to pull away from the 40MPH restriction but the driver keeping him harnessed to a low growl. I think I need to make a massage appointment.

Comments

[Dirndl]

Please do add Tino - and that legendary speedo picture! Mayne a category for all-round memorable guys:)

[Silva]

Wud up LifeTrash?! Hahaha I have to agree with boi boi. Your eyes are insane. I used to stare at them through the bars while we were in prison. Think a few of us in my cell block had a major crush. Pls don't tell anybody ... we have gangsta images to maintain.

[LIFETRASH]

Silva -- long time no hear! It's not hard to have a following in the prison. Like I've always said ... The Odds are Good / But the Goods are Odd. Then everyone gets released and they realize how low they will actually drop their standards based upon supply and demand.

But none the less ... I'll take a compliment anytime I can get one. :)