Cut Backs Kid
Tuesday, September 8, 2009 at 13:07 so just shut up already.
LOCATION: Delta Crown Room Tampa
WHO: Rolly poly kid with glasses that looks like he probably openly ate paste as a 6 year old but now that he's 10 he has taken his habit into the closet. GRANTED: He'll probably grow up to be Brad Pitt hot but if I was his parents (at this moment in time) I might be a little concerned about his future social acceptability.
WHAT: Hot bartender who was probably the Jr. High Bully and dated the homecoming queen. However, (more then likely) he partied too much at FSU and his grade point dropped below .9 so now he bartends at the Crown Room.
INCIDENT: It's as old as the beginning of time -- Older bully (in this case much older and probably out of practice) against the kid with the spare tire.
So the kid happens to be kind of a jerk. What do you expect when your parents are rich and uninterested in raising you ... Bartender recognizes this -- and he's probably seen it a million times.
Kid asks for a coke. Bartender says "your parents will have to come up here and order that -- I can't serve children". Then the kid starts in (full-on bitching and moaning) on "how com you only have trail mix and pretzels -- where are the cookies, cheese, and muffins -- how come you don't have any food."
Bartender replied: "what do you call pretzels ... there's plenty of food there."
Kid starts having a temper tantrum (like this will help his cause) and he poses the question to the bartender again (like the answer will change).
Bartender replies: Cut Backs Kid so you may as well shut up about it.
Then the kid ran to complain to his parents about the rude "waiter".
Parents in-turn ignored the kid.
I wonder what kind of adult he'll end up being.
FUNNY 
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