PLAYERS > THE PLAYERS GALLERY (7)
LIFETRASH's Cast of Characters.
Players -- both major and minor.
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LIFETRASH
She likes to dance. Enjoys small clubs with good music. Prefers a Tuscan Red. And eats EGGO waffles on Sundays. -
FUNSUCKER
She is one of THE SISTERS. The mother of Textie Girl. Named by Textie Girl for her ability to suck the fun out of any activity. Which is a non-truth. FUNSUCKER has been known to picnic in cemeteries and make her own beer. She is currently looking for a new name. -
THE OTHER SISTER (OS)
She is another one of THE SISTERS. OS shared a room with LIFETRASH and divided it up with the dressers. She forced her to listen to Mystery Theater on WCCO (Good Neighbor to the North). To this day, squeaking doors give LIFETRASH the hibbie jibbies. HER MOTTO:Dance like no one is watching!
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TEXTIE GIRL (TG)
The ability to turn extraordinary events into the ordinary. Holds the world record for number of Text Messages sent in a month (over 2,700-but it would have been more, but she was blocked). However, she has developed lighting fast thumbs, preparing her for a career in popping bubble wrap. She is offspring to FUNSUCKER -
DIRK PITT
Treasure hunter, adventure seeker, international babe magnet. Lives on a stealth catamaran and promotes global stability. But most of all -- he's seen Elvis. He is spousal unit to FUNSUCKER -
MAC DADDY
The largest heart you will ever find. I'm indebted to him and his family for all the kindness they showed me during my time in Italy. You only meet folks like this once in a lifetime. Self professed "I'm too sexy for my shirt". FAVORITE THING TO SAY:"YOU'RE KILLIN' ME"
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